My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.