When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.