My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.