Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

I want to see a Jew in the White house.

My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the country, it would be a much different place. We wouldn't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'd work late.

The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.