Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.

Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen.