Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen.