We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.