Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.