Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

Happiness is a moving target.

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.