Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.