Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.