There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.

My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.