What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.
I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.