One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.