One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.

I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.