I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying not only tells the truth about the travel-writing racket, it gets to the heart of some of the travel industry's best-kept secrets.
Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.