If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.