I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying not only tells the truth about the travel-writing racket, it gets to the heart of some of the travel industry's best-kept secrets.

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.