When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.
Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.