How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!