How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.