When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.