I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.