Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen.