William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.