William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

The child-teacher relationship is crucial.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.