My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.
Happiness is a moving target.