Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.

The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.