People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.

This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.