The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Young people are the key to this election.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.