People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

Young people are the key to this election.