Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.

They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.