I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!