Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.