Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.

Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen.