If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.