If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.