The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.