I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am.

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?