If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.