I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.