I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.