I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.

Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.