You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.

Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.

We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.