You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.

The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.