When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.