Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.
Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.