If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?

I want to see a Jew in the White house.

The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.

I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.