If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.

I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!