The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.