Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.
I've always loved a challenge.
I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.
My life has been a series of emergencies.
I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.
The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.