Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.
If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.
My life has been a series of emergencies.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Where wolves live, the forest is healthy
My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.