Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.

I've always loved a challenge.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

My life has been a series of emergencies.