The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

The thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns. I've had a privileged, creative, exciting life, and I think that the parts that were less joyous were preparing me, testing me, strengthening me.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.