I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.
My life has been a series of emergencies.
All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.
Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.
It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.