I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.

I've always loved a challenge.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.