I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.
My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.
If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.
I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.