I've always loved a challenge.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!