Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?

You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?

And besides, if Perl really takes off in the Windows space, I think the rest of us would just as soon have a double-agent within ActiveState.

That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.

Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.