Call me bored, but don't call me boring.

The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents that happen to have decided that the concepts of dynamic scoping and lexical scoping are orthogonal and should remain that way.

One of the very basic ideas of Post-Modernism is rejection of arbitrary power structures. Different people are sensitive to different kinds of power structures.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.

Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?

Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention.

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.