Call me bored, but don't call me boring.

Computer programming is really a lot like writing a recipe. If you've read a recipe, you know what the structure of a recipe is, it's got some things up at the top that are your ingredients, and below that, the directions for how to deal with those ingredients.

Programmers can be lazy.

Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?

"Lurking" is one metaphor that the Omniscience has allowed us to borrow.

Human languages tend to be much more ambiguous than computer languages because humans are much smarter about interpreting the context.

Now, I'm not the only language designer with irrationalities. You can think of some languages to go with some of these things.