Call me bored, but don't call me boring.

Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.

This does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head.

I'm a great believer in visual distinctions.

Odd that we think definitions are definitive.

A lazy person will try to always find some way to do something; they'll always be looking for ways of doing something faster, more efficiently, and if you really want to control the world, that's a really sort of hubristic notion - excessive pride, the thing that Zeus zaps you for having.

The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.