Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow. Like a variant of the song, Tomorrow, only it's more of the idea, the Mexican idea of mañana, you know, [singing] mañana, mañana, I love you, mañana, you're always a day away.

And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

But you have to allow a little for the desire to evangelize when you think you have good news.

I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.

Basically there's just so much stuff flowing past on the internet now, you have to let most of it go. And I've grown accustomed to the process of not worrying too much about the stuff I'm not getting to, because the important stuff will come back around.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.