Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow. Like a variant of the song, Tomorrow, only it's more of the idea, the Mexican idea of mañana, you know, [singing] mañana, mañana, I love you, mañana, you're always a day away.

Call me bored, but don't call me boring.

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?

My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.

I think computer science, by and large, is still stuck in the Modern age.

There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.

Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria.