Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow. Like a variant of the song, Tomorrow, only it's more of the idea, the Mexican idea of mañana, you know, [singing] mañana, mañana, I love you, mañana, you're always a day away.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.

I take time to watch anime. I don't know whether I'm allowed to, but I do it anyway.

Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time.

What about writing it first and rationalizing it afterwards?