Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow. Like a variant of the song, Tomorrow, only it's more of the idea, the Mexican idea of mañana, you know, [singing] mañana, mañana, I love you, mañana, you're always a day away.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

What you'll need most is courage. It is not an easy path that you've set your foot upon.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.

The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.