Well, you can implement a Perl peek() with unpack('P',...). Once you have that, there's only security through obscurity.

The problems that I really like to solve are our cultural problems.

I am not a sort of person who wants to run a company.

If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.

Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.

It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.