Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died.

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

When I announced the development of Perl 6, I said it was going to be a community design. I designed Perl, myself. It's limited by my own brain power. So I wanted Perl 6 to be a community design.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

To ordinary folks, conversion is not always automatic. It's something that may or may not require explicit assistance. See Billy Graham.

Information wants to be useful.

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine.