I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.

Even if you aren't in doubt, consider the mental welfare of the person who has to maintain the code after you, and who will probably put parens in the wrong place.

Natural languages generally are not designed by humans, they're just designed by the participants and you say something new and somebody else says, "Oh, that's a cool way to say it," and the next thing you know, everyone is saying it because it's shiny.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

Real theology is always rather shocking to people who already think they know what they think. I'm still shocked myself.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.