I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

One of the very basic ideas of Post-Modernism is rejection of arbitrary power structures. Different people are sensitive to different kinds of power structures.

Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

My arthritic pinkies are already starting to ache just thinking about ||||=.

I'm just paid to do whatever I want to do. Some of the time it's development, and some of the time it's just goofing off.

It won't be covered in the book. The source code has to be useful for something, after all.