Reserve your abuse for your true friends.
And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).
It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers.
Although the Perl Slogan is There's More Than One Way to Do It, I hesitate to make 10 ways to do something.
So please don't think I have a 'down' on the MVS people. I'm just pulling off their arms to beat other people over the head with.
Some of modern engineering is necessary to good art. But I think of myself is a cultural artist.