I think shorter books are going to become more and more of the trend. So I don't think you have to write big, big, long books.

I think everything in your life's your own damn fault and that's my simple philosophy in that, and I think you're broke because you want to be just like you're fat because you want to be or stupid because you want to be or unemployed, it must be because you want to be. Otherwise, it'd be different.

Make yourself happy and surround yourself with people who are cool with that.

I have people who buy my books just so they can sit them around and show them off because of the titles, especially the Shut Up, Stop Whining and the Grow a Pair. So the title is very, very important.

I think shorter books are going to become more and more of the trend. So I don't think you have to write big, big, long books.

The title's more important than the book.

Success comes from what you do, not from what you say you are going to do.