Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.