Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.