The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.