The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?