The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Ignorance is the mother of research.

The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.