Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.