Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.