Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.

An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.

If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.