Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us