When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.