Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.