Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
Many live by their wits but few by their wit.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.