The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.
There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.
If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.