A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.