Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.