You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.