A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
The surest sign that you haven't any sense is to argue with one who hasn't.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.